{"id":379,"date":"2012-11-03T15:04:33","date_gmt":"2012-11-03T15:04:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/BLog\/?p=379"},"modified":"2026-07-21T19:55:52","modified_gmt":"2026-07-21T18:55:52","slug":"fucking-vw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/fucking-vw\/","title":{"rendered":"Wrong Oil Filter"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><em>Disclaimer<\/em><\/strong><em>: This page contains affiliate links. Predominantly as an an eBay Partner Affiliate, Google Adsense and Amazon Affililate and as a member of other affiliate networks. If you choose to make a purchase after clicking a link, I earn from qualifying purchases and may receive a commission at no additional cost to you.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Just want to say a big fuck you to Volkswagen.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE BELOW!!! &#8211; Read the end<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>I gave the till assistant my VIN chassis number of my car, I&#8217;ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he entered it correctly and he wasn&#8217;t dyslexic or thick. Volkswagens parts system ETKA or whatever the dealers use now has decided that my car has a revision change (i.e A &gt; B but same part number) on the oil filter meaning the new one fits.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Answer, nawwwwwwwwwwp. It&#8217;s about 2 inches two longer after I&#8217;d already drained the oil. Meaning chuck in old filter, change over oil and sump plug then go back to VW next week and get the right damn one!<\/p>\n<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-379 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/fucking-vw\/imgp0730\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMGP0730.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/fucking-vw\/imgp0731\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMGP0731.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure><figure class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<div class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/fucking-vw\/imgp0732\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"100\" src=\"https:\/\/www.andrewhope.co.uk\/Blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/11\/IMGP0732.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/div><\/figure>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p><strong>Update<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Turns out it&#8217;s a common problem (See my post here on UKIV forums) &#8211;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/uk-mkivs.net\/forums\/p\/499002\/3435325.aspx\">http:\/\/uk-mkivs.net\/forums\/p\/499002\/3435325.aspx<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Turns out the design change, or what I think it is, is that the little &#8220;peg&#8221; that slots into the housing is detachable, the new one is fixed. 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